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• Santa Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maangaa, Pathan Ne Santa ko Bahot Maaraa, Maar Kha K Santa Utha, Kapde Jhad K Bola: To Phir Mai Inkaaar Samjuu....??? 

•  Santa: Yaar Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka Ek Baal 2t Gaya Hai...
  Dukandaar: Ek Baal Ke Liye Naya Brush...???
  Santa: Haan Yaar Jo 2ta Tha Wo Aakhri Baal Thaaa...!!!

•  Santa Writing His Medical Entrance Exam, Gives Definitions As Follows:-
  
  * Antibody: Against Everybody
  * Artery: Study Of Fine Paintings
  * Genes: Blue Denims
  * Hymen: Greeting To Several Males
  * Labour Pain: Hurt At Work
  * Liposuction: French Kisss
  * Microbes: Small Dressing Gowns
  * Cardiology: Advanced Study Of Playing Cards
  * Cat Scan: Searching For Lost Cat
  * Coma: Punctuation Mark
  * Bacteria: Back Door To A Cafeteria...!!!

•   Pati-Ye Tum Muje Bhari Bazar Mern"A.G"rnKyu Kehti HornBiwi-Ab Mern"Abe Gadhe"rnKahunGi To Kya Acha Lageg 

• Boy Went 2 drop stranger Aunty
  A:Raat Ho Gai H Bitu k Pas So Jao
  Boy:No Anty Sofe Pe So Jaunga
  Nxt Morn a Hot Sexy GIRL mkng Tea
  Boy:Aap?
  Gal:M Bitu & u
  Boy:ulu ka ptha

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• Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu
  
  
  
  
  SANTA:Nhi Chad skte!
  
  
  
  BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?
  
  
  
  SANTA: dhakka.

• Girlfrnd:Can you Drive The Car With 1 Hand?
  
  
  Boyfriend(Romantically): Yah! Sure,Why Not.
  
  GF: To Phir Apni Naak Saaf kar le,beh rahi hai.

• Hasso
  Nacho
  
  
  
  kuddo
  
  
  
  Chilao
  
  
  
  kisi ki parvah na kro!
  
  
  
  Kyonki Duniya janti hai k BANDAR aisa hi krte hai.

• Meri zindagi pr DOST ek ehsan kr do
  1 benaam sa rishta mere naam kr do
  
  1 subah ko milo aur shaam kr do,
  
  Or sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam kr do.

•  A Son at college wanted more money.
  He sent a telegram to his father:
  
  
  
  "NO MONEY.NO FUN.UR SON"
  
  
  
  The father replied:
  
  
  
  "HOW SAD,TOO BAD,UR DAD!"

•  1 Pagal:Tum apne gale m padi Zanzeer kyu kheench rahe ho?
  2 Pagal: Kya karu?Subha se Zanzeer kheench raha hu par Train ruk hi nhi rhi.

•  Santa 2 custmer care:
  Sir meri bhains ne sim card kha li aur bhag gyi.
  
  
  
  CC:To m kya karu?
  
  
  
  santa:Ji puchna ye tha ki roaming to nhi lag rhi?

• Teacher:1 din aisa ayega jb Prithvi pr Pani nhi rahega,Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,
  Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi
  
  Stu:Sir kya hume us din chutti hogi?

• Jab tanhai ka ehsaas ho,
  Na koi tumhare pass ho,
  
  
  
  Na tum kisi ki nazar me ho,
  
  
  
  Na koi tumhari nazar me ho,
  
  
  
  To samajh lena ki tum.
  
  
  
  TOILET me ho.

•  Conductor 2 A Student:Tu Hamesha Door Pr Khade Rehta H Tera Baap Watchman H Kya?
  
  
  Stu:Tu Hmse Chillr Puchta H Tere Baap Bhikari H Kya?